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Friday, November 05, 2010

#1356 Raise Your Glass, Cathy Vs Miffy, Nitty-Gritty, You Must Be Kidding



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Hi, I’m Sarah, welcome to The Daily English Show.

Today we’re studying a song by P!nk called Raise Your Glass.

I really like this song and it has a very cool lyric video too. There seems to be a trend these days of artists releasing lyric videos which is excellent if you’re studying English because they’re really well made and they’re fun to watch so you can listen and read along at the same time.

I think this song is speaking to people who are in a minority or who are discriminated against or have been bullied for some reason. It’s encouraging people to be proud of their differences. Even though mainstream society might criticize you and call you a freak, don’t worry about it, stand up and be proud and party.

She says if: you're treated like a fool
You can choose to let it go
We can always party on our own

To let something go is an idiom which means to give up an idea or an attitude. Here it means that if you are being treated badly, you can choose to not get upset by it, to not let it affect you … and just party.

The chorus starts:
So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways

When she says: wrong in all the right ways, I think she means that some things that mainstream society calls “wrong” are not actually wrong at all.

This is clear when you watch the video, so please go and watch the actual video as well if you’re interested in studying the song.







STICK NEWS

Kia ora in Stick News today a court has ruled that Hello Kitty’s friend Cathy infringes the copyright of Miffy.

In 1945 a cat called Musti was born in Belguim.
In 1955 a rabbit called Miffy was born in the Netherlands.
Hello Kitty was born in Japan in 1974 and her friend Cathy appeared a few years later.
In 2004 a Japanese blogger suggested that Hello Kittty might have been a copy of Musti.
The artist who created Miffy thinks that Hello Kitty is a copy of his character.
A court in Amsterdam has now ruled that Cathy infringes the copyright for Miffy and has ordered Sanrio to stop making, selling and marketing Cathy goods in the Netherlands, Belgium and Luxembourg.
Sanrio says they object to the ruling and do not believe any copyright infringement took place.

And that was Stick News for Friday the 5th of November.
Kia ora.




Where’s Cathy?
She got deported.


They’ve messed with the wrong company!
You tell ‘em boss!




Word of the Day

Today’s word is nitty-gritty.

Part of the chorus of today’s song goes like this:

All my underdogs
We will never be, never be
Anything but loud
And nitty-gritty dirty little freaks

I’m not exactly sure why she uses the expression nitty-gritty there … but anyway, nitty-gritty means: the most important aspects or practical details of a matter.

For example, if you were discussing a contract for something, you might say something like:

OK, let's get down to the nitty-gritty – how long will it take and how much will it cost?



friday joke


My father's name is Laughing and my mother’s name is Smiling.
You must be kidding!


No, that's my brother. I’m Joking.



conversations with sarah
#873 Is that her real name?

Step 1: Repeat Nigel’s lines.
Step 2: Read Nigel’s lines and talk to Sarah.

Nigel Where’s Pink from?

Sarah America.

Nigel Is that her real name?

Sarah No, it’s her stage name. I can’t remember what her real name is.

Nigel Does she like the colour pink or something?

Sarah Apparently the name is a reference to the character Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs.



ending

And that was The Daily English Show and we are getting ready to take our summer break. So we have a few more shows to go and then I’ll tell you a bit more about what we have planned for this summer in New Zealand. It’s pretty exciting so I’m looking forward to telling you more about that soon.
See you tomorrow! Bye.






P!nk - Raise Your Glass - LYRICS

Right right, turn off the lights
We gonna lose our minds tonight
What's the deal yo?

I love when it's all too much
5am turn the radio up
where's the rock and roll?

Party crasher, panty snatcher
Call me up if you a gangsta
Don't be fancy, just get dancy
Why so serious..?

So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways
All my underdogs
We will never be never be
Anything but loud
And nitty-gritty dirty little freaks

Won't you come and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass

Slam slam, oh hot damn
What part of party don't you understand?
Wish you'd just freak out
Can't stop comin in hot
I should be locked up right on the spot
It's so on right now

Party crasher, panty snatcher
Call me up if you a gangsta
Don't be fancy, just get dancy
Why so serious..?

So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways
All my underdogs
We will never be never be
Anything but loud
And nitty-gritty dirty little freaks

Won't you come and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass

Won't you come and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass

Oh shit, my glass is empty
That sucks
So if you're too school for cool
And you're treated like a fool
You can choose to let it go
We can always we can always
Party on our own

So raise your (ah fuck)
So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways
All my underdogs
We will never be never be
Anything but loud
And nitty-gritty dirty little freaks

So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways
All my underdogs
We will never be never be
Anything but loud
And nitty-gritty dirty little freaks

Won't you come and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass

Won't you come and come on and raise your glass for me
Just come on and come on and raise your glass for me















poster by: J. Howard Miller


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Friday, October 29, 2010

#1349 Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad, Google CEO: 'Just Move', Hoarse Vs Horse



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Hi, I’m Sarah, welcome to The Daily English Show.

Today we’re studying a song called Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad. This song came out in 1977 and it’s by an American musician called Meat Loaf.

I think it’s quite a sad song. A guy is telling a girl that he’ll never love her. And he says that he was in love with a girl once but she broke his heart.

There's only one girl that I will ever love
And that was so many years ago
And though I know I'll never get her out of my heart
She never loved me back

I think it’s an interesting song to study because it tells a story.

I remember how she left me on a stormy night
She kissed me and got out of our bed
Though I pleaded and I begged her not to walk out that door
She packed her bags and turned right away

I read what people had written about this song on Song Meanings and someone said that the girl who he’s singing to now and the girl from his past – the one that broke his heart - is the same girl, which makes sense to me.

So this girl broke his heart in the past, by saying that she could never love him, and now she’s changed her mind, but he says it’s too late.

I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
Cause two out of three ain't bad

What do you think? Do you think it’s the same girl?





STICK NEWS

Kia ora in Stick News today the CEO of Google has been criticized for a comment he made while talking about Google Street View.

Eric Schmidt was recently interviewed on a program on CNN.
He was asked about privacy issues and at one point said: Street View, we drive exactly once . . . So, you can just move, right?
That quote was then reported by news organizations around the world.
Eric Schmidt says he misspoke.

And that was Stick News for Friday the 29th of October.
Kia ora.




Can you read my email?
Why would I want to read your boring-ass email?


Sorry, boss, I’ve looked at the whole interview and he doesn’t say anything bad.
Then take a quote out of context! We need a “Google is evil” story.



Word of the Day

Today’s word is hoarse.

You know what a horse is, right? It’s a big animal.

Well, hoarse has the same pronunciation, but it’s spelt differently and the meaning is different.

Hoarse is an adjective to describe a person or a voice.

sounding harsh, especially because of a sore throat

So if you go to a concert and scream a lot, the next day you might be hoarse.

This is from today’s song:

I tried to show you just how much I care
I'm tired of words and I'm too hoarse to shout



friday joke


We’re looking for someone who is responsible.


Then I’m definitely the right person for the job. In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.



conversations with sarah
#863 That sounds interesting

Step 1: Repeat Francis’s lines.
Step 2: Read Francis’s lines and talk to Sarah.

Francis Do you like Meat Loaf?

Sarah Mmm, kind of. I’m not a huge fan. Do you know what that song reminds me of?

Francis What?

Sarah I had this job once, just for a couple of months, working for a radio station ringing people up and doing a survey and we had to play people bits of songs … and this was one of the songs.

Francis That sounds interesting.

Sarah Uh, no … it was sooo boring listening to the same songs over and over.



ending

And that was The Daily English Show. Thank you for watching and thank you for your comments – I always enjoy reading them.
See you tomorrow! Bye.






Meat Loaf - Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad - LYRICS

Baby we can talk all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere
I told you everything I possibly can
There's nothing left inside of here

And maybe you can cry all night
But that'll never change the way that I feel
The snow is really piling up outside
I wish you wouldn't make me leave here

I poured it on and I poured it out
I tried to show you just how much I care
I'm tired of words and I'm too hoarse to shout
But you've been cold to me so long
I'm crying icicles instead of tears

And all I can do
Is keep on telling you
I want you (I want you)
I need you (I need you)
But-there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad (Don't be sad)
Cause two out of three ain't bad
Now don't be sad (Cause)
Cause two out of three ain't bad

You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach
You'll never drill for oil on a city street
I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks
But there ain't no Coup de Ville
Hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box

I can't lie
I can't tell you that I'm something I'm not
No matter how I try
I'll never be able
To give you something
Something that I just haven't got

Well, there's only one girl that I will ever love
And that was so many years ago
And though I know I'll never get her out of my heart
She never loved me back

Ooh I know

Well, I remember how she left me on a stormy night
Oh, she kissed me and got out of our bed
And though I pleaded and I begged her not to walk out that door
She packed her bags and turned right away

And she kept on telling me
She kept on telling me
She kept on telling me
I want you (I want you)
I need you (I need you)
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad (Don't be sad)
Cause two out of three ain't bad
I want you (I want you)
I need you (I need you)
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad (Don't be sad)
Cause two out of three ain't bad
Now don't be sad (Don't)
Cause two out of three ain't bad
Baby we can talk all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere



links

today's news




music

show start
artist: Kevin MacLeod
track: Future Cha Cha
from: Brooklyn, NY, United States
artist site

WOD start
artist: DJ iPep's
album: Home Mix 2007
track: Game Toy
from: EVREUX, France
album at Jamendo
artist at Jamendo
artist site


friday joke start
artist: AdHoc
album: Toutes directions
track: Sumbala
from: Annecy, France
album at Jamendo
artist at Jamendo
artist site


cws start
artist: Kevin MacLeod
track: The Jazz Woman
from: Brooklyn, NY, United States
artist site

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artist: ioeo
album: triptracks
track: triptrack2
from: Saint Raphael, France
album at Jamendo
artist at Jamendo

qa bgm
artist: Antonio Sacco
album: The Tribal Sin Vol.8
track: jungle love
from: Rieti, Italy
artist site


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