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Golden week special 3: Knock Knock Jokes
These are the jokes I told on the show:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't have a belt.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Larva.
Larva who?
Larva cup of coffee.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.
Here are some more knock knock jokes:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!!!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?
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