Show 31 Wednesday 3 May

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Golden week special 3: Knock Knock Jokes

These are the jokes I told on the show:

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't have a belt.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Larva.
Larva who?
Larva cup of coffee.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.

Here are some more knock knock jokes:

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!!!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?

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Read more knock knock jokes here.