Saturday, August 07, 2010

#1266 Pick Up Lines

Show 1266 Saturday 7 August
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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa exactly what I want for

Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Ahh … I’ve been blinded by your beauty! I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? OK, then, please start.

Hey I just realized you look a lot like my next boyfriend.

Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night.

Are you a parking ticket? Cos you've got fine written all over you.

Do you have a fever or are you always this hot?

You've been a bad boy. Go to my room!

Ow! Do you have a plaster? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I'd better call the fire brigade, cause you are smokin'!

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Alfred?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone as hot as you ... I'd have a dollar.

Are you going to kiss me? Or do I have to lie to my diary?

I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?

You're so beautiful I forgot my pick up line.


show start
artist: Kevin MacLeod
track: Future Cha Cha
from: Brooklyn, NY, United States
artist site


artist: sebteix
album: tout pour le groove
track: Midnight Funk
from: Paris, France
album at Jamendo
artist at Jamendo

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